User blog comment:Gamemastertricks/Rachel and the Saloon Bartender Conversations!/@comment-5187747-20130204032730

Rachel: What's that you're cooking, bartender? It looks like a pile of scat.

Bartender: I'll have you know, this is my famous Scrog-steak dinner! You've got some nerve calling a dish such as this a pile of scat!

Rachel: Heck, a Motogrock wouldn't eat that. It reeks!

Bartender: Hmph. Will you pass me that bottle?

(Rachel hands him a white bottle labeled LIGHTER FLUID) Rachel: That ought to spice up his dish. (stifles a laugh)

Bartender: Why thank you, I was looking for that lighter fluid.

Rachel: Wait--wha?

(Bartender empties bottle into pot over a bonfire) Bartender: I think it'll add some SPICE to my dish!

Rachel: Wait, what are you talking about!? (pot explodes, sending sparks, hot coals and ash everywhere)

Bartender: Oh, did I say this was my Scrog-steak dinner? I meant to say this is my famous Scrog-splosionl! It'll blow a hole a mile wide in a mountain if you add lighter fluid!

(hot coal lands in Rachel's hair, sparking a slight fire) Rachel: OW! HOT! WATER, NOW!

(Bartender shrugs) Bartender: I wasn't very thirsty, but if you say so. (ladles a spoonful of water to drink)

-Aerostar